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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head. One customer who had been at the store for a
while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and
had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the
paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they
found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A
Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brain. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came
to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor."
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